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Sayings
#2000 A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
#2001 A dog is a dog, but a cat is a purrrrrson
#2002 A family is a patchwork of Love.
#2003 A friend is a present you give yourself.
#2004 A house without a cat is not a home.
#2005 Swallowing angry words is much better than having to eat them.
#2006 To teach is to touch the future.
#2007 If it tastes good spit it out - it's probably bad for you!
#2008 Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute
#2009 I will cross that stitch when I come to it!
#2010 Money can't buy happiness.... but it sure makes misery easier to live with!
#2011 RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
#2012 As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
#2013 Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
#2014 Forget the Dog!  Beware of the kids!
#2015 Husband and dog missing.  Reward for the dog.
#2016 This house owned by.....our dog.
#2017 If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat.
#2018 I got a cat for my husband, I think it was a fair trade.
#2019 The only self cleaning thing in this Kitchen is the cat!
#2020 Blessed are the Purr at heart.
#2021 A dog is a dog, but a cat is a purrrrrson
#2022 Purranoia:  The fear your cat is up to something.
#2023 Cats leave paw prints on your heart.
#2024 This home is run for the comfort and well being of the cat.
#2025 We may not have it all together but together we have it all
#2026 The grass may look greener on the other side but it still has to be mowed
#2027 Learn from others mistakes rather than making them all yourself
#2028 A Friendship grows when you plant a seed
#2029 There's a fine line between fishing.... and standing on the shore like an idiot
#2030 In order to lose one's mind......one must have one to lose!
#2031 My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far
#2032 You gotta be warped to be a Weaver
#2033 You're Sew Special
#2034 X-Stitchers... you can count on us.
#2035 Great minds think alike .... fools seldom differ
#2036 Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
#2037 Don't feed the bears - they're stuffed!
#2038 Hearts for sale - some are broken, some are mended but love is guaranteed!
#2039 Many joys may come and go but friendship is forever!
#2040 Worry is like a rocking chair - It gives you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere
#2041 Angel on Duty
#2042 Our laundry room has the latest dirt!
#2043 Handmade is from the heart
#2044 Enter with a happy heart
#2045 Welcome to my Country Kitchen
#2046 Night falls, stars appear, evening angels gather here
#2047 Friends fill your life with joy, your soul with sunshine and your heart with love.
#2048 My house was clean last week - sorry you missed it!
#2049 Keep Smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to!
#2050 Music is the voice of the angels.
#2051 My favorite recipe - Eat Out!
#2052 A kind word is never wasted
#2053 If idiots could fly - this place would be an airport!
#2054 Sisters are blossoms in the garden of life
#2055  Wherever you go, whatever you do, May your guardian angel watch over you
#2056 If you're smoking in here - you'd better be on fire!
#2057 Grandma's are earth angels
#2058 A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.
#2060 Sow courtesy and reap friendship - Plant kindness and gather love.
#2061 This house is protected by killer dust bunnies!
#2062 This is a self cleaning kitchen.....clean up after yourself!
#2063 A house is made of brick and stone....a home is made of love alone!
I will add more soon!  Got a good one?  email me!
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